YOU WHAT?

I have encountered many many interesting things on my evolutionary journey through motherhood. And I must admit I was ill prepared for what awaited me this afternoon. I should have known. There were warning signs. I always said to myself "Noooooo. You've got plennnnttty of time." Well, Kristian informs me this afternoon that he is in love. He has a crush on Victoria and Victoria has a crush on him. Like I said earlier, I should have seen the signs. Last week at school Victoria tells me that Kristian is cute and he might be the "One". I was not prepared for this one bit. I called Luke to tell him what took place today and he says "Well, it's only gonna get worse." Kristian said he was getting teased by another boy saying "Kristian has a girlfriend! Nanananana!" He really didn't seem to care. But I do! He is only 7 people! What do I do? Oh the agony! Me being the Mother that I am tells him that it is ok to be Victoria's friend and that he is to young to be "in love". He informs me they are going to get married! I reply "You are too young to get married!" Once you think you've got one thing taken care of another one pops up from the depths. Help! I am not ready for girls! Girls scare me!